"I think I’m surprisingly different in real life than what people expect or what people project on to me. I’m not actually that awkward, I don’t think. I think people see me as this sarcastic person that doesn’t care about anything. But, on the contrary, I’m pretty emotional and sensitive and I care a lot about things and people. I think in moments where the spotlight is on me — like if I’m doing a talk show — my defenses come into play and maybe that’s why people see me that way. But, I think my sarcasm is often a way for me to get through those moments. I mean, if you came over to my house, I’d make you a cup of tea and be probably really interested in you."
A- I care what you think about me, you know?
J- I care what you think about me. That’s why this happened.
A- Resolved, then.
best insult ever
i wanna intimidate you
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it
WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO